Start Laughing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA Look at my epic blog title up there.

Hi I'm the Pearl who's known for her coffee. I'm THEE Coffee Pearl.

Start laughing now please. It's damn funny to me, I don't know why. Let's stop frowning at Pearl and start laughing together in 3, 2, 1 (omg I thought of Britney Spears' '3' and started playing it in my head now) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH. HA!!!!!!

Speaking of coffee pearl, it may be a BOOM BOOM BOOM in Singapore! Each a cup, Sweetalk etc etc blah blah blah, do you see this marvellooousss eyedeaarr?! I'm helping you make big bucks! Go improvise and invent some coffee pearl thingy! :D

Day with the loved ones,
I pop in the earphones into my ear, and increased the volume of my handphone because I couldn't hear any music at all. No effect. Weird, but don't care, just keep spamming the increase-volume-button. Okay. Spam until tired. Stop spamming, wait for music to pop out. Okay fail fail fail. Let's start shaking the phone, maybe it will work. K, shake shake shake the phone, instead of shaking fries, it's the new trend: SHAKER PHONE. That didn't work either, sadly.

AH. After years, I've found the light.
I didn't pluck in my earphones to my phone.
AH, I'M A GENIUS.
Opposite me, Li Xin and Tze lin burst into laughter.

It took me long enough to realise that my Google and all search engine's are in Malay Language all these while. I'm a really good genius! :)