Happy Stirfry Day!

"I'm sorry. I don't have time to get a life." - Xin Yi.
Ahahahahahaha. A quotable quote from Xin Yi that made me laugh like a siao zha bor but resulted in major -.- stares from ehli and xinyi herself.

Anyway it had been a super pleasant and happy stir-fry (thurs-fri) day! Haven't been that awesome in a velly looooooooong time.
Thursday was a fabtastic school day, ironically, despite the longness! The day that I laughed the most and a little madly in school since the start of the year! All thanks to my hydrogen ion (eh eh eh eh eh li) and xinyi and ben. A v.strawlly day w mixed up chromosomes and all. Heh heh.
Friday: Today! Straits Times! 我报! 联合早报!
Speech and Prize-giving day in school, started off in a good start.
My aunt drove my mom and I to school, and we entered through the backgate, which I think was a wrong path for normal humans like us. Because the next thing I know, super neat and orderly rows of guides, st.johns, scouts, npcc groups were lined up at where I alighted. And in the instant, I felt like the grandest great wonderful grand very great ruler which fell down from heaven or maybe from my pencil case, who blessed everyone. Aiyah, I'm talking shit. That was the dream. The reality was the moment I opened the car door, I was laughed my head off (little too loudly) and made a mad dash to escape.
And I am the worst year 4 ever, to think I am a senior, I walked around in circles three times in the PAC area to search for the glorified door of AEP. So I kind of followed another junior, in hope that she is heading for AEP room too! But poof! She was gone in a while, and so I continued my wonderful and a little bit uh long search.
Another fail thing was the fact that I was standing right in front of my mom at giant, and we are talking on the phone, and she says: Okay I go find you now, and walks right past me.
OMG rewind the twilight scene!
Me: Mom, who am I? Stay it. Spit it out. (wear very thick white makeup)
My mom: A mermaid.
Me: (whispers) Are you afraid?
My mom: I can't see you.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Shit self-entertainment.

YAY MY AH KOR IS GOING TO THE UNIIIIIIIII! A doctor or a scientist! YESSSSS thank you wonderful NTU and NUS. We shall now wait for SMU's reply!

Kiddy Kiddos.

Happy Birthday.

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY TO DEAR BIRTHDAY-CHEL!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DEAR CLAT123!

Enjoy your velly sweeeeet sixteenths, lovely people! :)

The road less travelled.

(Credits @Mancini)

I think the reason why pictures are created was because life is such a sad pathetic piece of thing and some genius decides to capture it in that perfect moment.

I just dug my own grave at the age of 16, and the most amazing thing I did was to jump into the bottomless pit. I really have such good brains, I've got no idea whether to cry laughing or to laugh crying. YES I DO SUCK. -BANG-

First day since the departure of thee botak army boy, am missing him like crazy. The house is super empty and quiet and that sucks too. WTH the lame thing got extended to two and a half weeks. 2 and a half weeks of the solo-child experience w my parents, ah shoot me again. -BANG- Madness, now my house is going to blackout at 10 pm every night. There'll be no one who will help me in the fight against the pests, no one to pei me stay up late at night, no one to help me make a cup of coffee, no one to wake me up, no one to teach me, no one to listen to my endless complains, no one to play Farm Ville for me, no one to go out with me. -BANG BANG BANG-

There's so many things to do, I wish I could just kill myself for a day, and continue w life the next day.

Off to Army.

May the Dean have a great fun time in the army!
Go serve the nation in pride, army brother! :)

Clocks.

The founder of clocks would be so gladly pleased.
Because of school, I share a super close bond with my wonder clock hung proudly on the wall, which accompanies me through each and every night.

HALLO CLOCK. YOU ARE MY LOVER!!!

Fall to Pieces.

I’ll go out there and make my mistakes. I’ll fall down, get hurt, cry, laugh, love, and get back up. I’ll stand on the highest mountaintop and go into the deepest caverns. I’ll roam across the world, visit the moon and swim in outer space. I’ll let my imagination run wild and let my spirit soar. Why? Because when my life flashes before my eyes in those final moments, I want to have something worthwhile to watch, with plenty of love and laughter, good times and bad. I don’t want to regret a thing and I plan not to. Remember, it’s not usually the things you do that you regret, it’s the things you don’t do and leave unsaid. Laugh out loud. Cry in the rain. Love with all your heart and soul. Get hurt. Tell the truth. Go crazy. But never forget that you only get one shot. One shot at this day, one shot at this minute. One shot at this age. One shot at life. So make sure your life is one you will enjoy watching in your final moments.

If emotions were weapons, the world would be in pieces now. There will be bombs flying all around. I can totally understand the exact reason as to why I like the old campus so much, because it's the place which stores all of the world's most perfect memories.

Meanwhile, I'm stuck in a city where every single thing can just explode before you. But the thing is, I didn't bring my shield.

The Brotha & Sista

Before/After the Dean performs at Kindergarden Performance

"HEY LOOK, I can eat my toes up!"
"Hee hee hee, just smile sista."
"I can totally own sit and reach when I grow up."

HEEHEEHEE LOVE THIS PICTURE.

Sluuuuuurp.

The peach and orange wine with orange juice that I drank w mom and dean was thumbs-up!
I took a sip and got drunk. drama-mama hahahahahahahah.

Can't wait for the electives to come. P.S. I SURVIVED MONDAY :)

Hoot Hoot Hoot.

says the Coffee-Owl.

Tonight is confirm-chop-stamp-tick-doubleconfirm a hoot hoot time.
Pearl is totaly toasted and chao da and fried and roasted into a white marshmellow, as dean calls it. So deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep shit.

W-O-W/W-H-E-E. (the following is a piece of yellow-lemon-suan)
I adore homework and tests and project work and every single bit of school. Hardcore studying is my life.
So stay, my love, my life, my soul, fair assignments! (AMND quote)
without these important things in my life, there's nothing else to keep me going. I hate to admit, that I can't live without homework and assignments because without them... my life is my dad's cigarette that I threw out of the window. Oh I forgot to mention:
I LUFFFFF LOVEEEEEEE LITERATURE.
So so so so so much that Mrs. Vora requests for me to see her so many times. MY TALENTS HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED! EUREKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Her 'Please see me.', written in that fine red ink, shouts joy and peace and laughter in the world. I am amazed at my wonderful skills in english literature, my essays could be 6/20 and if you say '6' in hokkien, it sounds like luck, which further emphasize on how I would prosper for literature.
OMG HUAT AH (!!!)

Here's to A,

(credits: rachel)

(belated) Happy 16th Birthday Love! :)

and sometimes,

good things fall apart so
better things
can fall together.

Pesty Adventures.

Catching a size XXL cockroach at 2.30am today morning w Mom and Bro was the most epic experience ever. Our super reflex actions were mad hilarious.

A Saturday morning spent in school school school for an ACE Lecture and Lit Project. One quarter of the weekends is gone, gotta make the rest worthwhile.

Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.

-Mother Teresa.

Simply Because.

(via quote-book)

Every day is a journey,
and the journey itself is home.

A Letter.

Hi April, -waves enthusiastically-
I think I'm going to feel like a piece of shit for several times in this month, so note to self:
BE IN LOVE WITH YOUR LIFE.
May you be an damn right awesome month.

With love,
me.

Start Laughing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA Look at my epic blog title up there.

Hi I'm the Pearl who's known for her coffee. I'm THEE Coffee Pearl.

Start laughing now please. It's damn funny to me, I don't know why. Let's stop frowning at Pearl and start laughing together in 3, 2, 1 (omg I thought of Britney Spears' '3' and started playing it in my head now) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH. HA!!!!!!

Speaking of coffee pearl, it may be a BOOM BOOM BOOM in Singapore! Each a cup, Sweetalk etc etc blah blah blah, do you see this marvellooousss eyedeaarr?! I'm helping you make big bucks! Go improvise and invent some coffee pearl thingy! :D

Day with the loved ones,
I pop in the earphones into my ear, and increased the volume of my handphone because I couldn't hear any music at all. No effect. Weird, but don't care, just keep spamming the increase-volume-button. Okay. Spam until tired. Stop spamming, wait for music to pop out. Okay fail fail fail. Let's start shaking the phone, maybe it will work. K, shake shake shake the phone, instead of shaking fries, it's the new trend: SHAKER PHONE. That didn't work either, sadly.

AH. After years, I've found the light.
I didn't pluck in my earphones to my phone.
AH, I'M A GENIUS.
Opposite me, Li Xin and Tze lin burst into laughter.

It took me long enough to realise that my Google and all search engine's are in Malay Language all these while. I'm a really good genius! :)

No matter how far Life pushes you down,

you can always bounce back.

I love my friends very much, they are awesome people who are always there to make you smile. Thank You :)

I can foresee the busy and (!!!!!) weeks ahead, it's as though I've taken up 舞蹈，戏剧，京剧 all tgt now. Since there's no time, I have to create time!
CREATION OF TIME:
Ingredients: many many many coffeeeeeeee!

Anyway, I've been busy with QC preparation these days, I'm going to put in my 10000000% effort in QC so 青春 have to be good, better be good, must be good. Ah and I love my team too, comprising of Wang Zhi (lao wang), Li Min (ah min) and Ke Hui (haven't thought of her nickname yet teehee)!

CHINESE SOCIETY: Let's all work hard tgt, and make 青春 a success! :)

"People are always afraid of what's different."

-COOL RUNNINGS (!!!!!!)
Loved the movie yesterday, it was very touching-hearts!

Today was KALEIDOSCOPE,
I think it's better than before, I loved all the perfomances and all!
Congrats to everyone who performed, Y'all were just awesomeeeeeee; and get well soon JL!
Ahhhhhh I DIDNT GET TO EAT THAT COOL ICE CREAM FROM HOSTEL!!!! Main regret in life. The ice cream that can pop in and out of the cone :( shiiiiiat.

My Sick Cycle.
Sore throat to
super pain sore throat to
oh-shit-get-my-throat-out sore throat to
runny nose to
running nose to
forever running nose to
forever running nose plus sneezy nose
forever running nose plus sneezy nose plus sore throat.

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!
My first target was Clarissa.
"Clarissa, your shirt got spider!"
Clarissa screams.

Mancini was really successful with the fake lizard!
The aftermath of being scared by lizard:
"Jia Qi, I have the lizard eh." -stretch out empty hand-
Jia Qi screams.

"Nicholas, there's something on your neck!"
-Nicholas didn't hear that, walked away. A cool wind blew.-
A few seconds later, Nicholas walks back.
"Did you call me?"
"Ya, I was telling you that there was something on your neck."
Nicholas touches neck and tries to remove whatever that something is.
"Ya Nicholas! There! Okay it's gone!"

I took a few white brush strands of the spoiling calligraphy brush from CS booth.
"Ah! Melissa/Cassandra/Aeri/Bee Hwee/Clarissa/Melvin, you got white hair leh! So much somemore, I just now help you pluck out one."
Hahahahhahah, this was damn fail, cause the 'white hair' too many liao.

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This was my first time using the webcam on my laptop:

FIRST TRY, Wow cool I see reflections!!!!! ...After awhile, "Uh lame. It's me in there."

SECOND TRY, Yay now.

I just went to search Jesus Christ Optical Illusion on Google and I continue looking and looking and get shocked and shocked again and again. It's v.v.v.v.veh cool!

Btw, I managed to apply out of Dunman High! Don't miss me in Senior High, y'all dunmanians!
Have an awesome weekend!!!

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The Last April Fools Joke

"Btw, I managed to apply out of Dunman High! Don't miss me in Senior High, y'all dunmanians!"

People who believed this sentence:
Rachel, Serene, Ai Wee, Cassandra, Sarah.

People who do not believe this sentence:
Egan, Tze Lin.

How can I bear to leave the awesome people here?!
Or am I joking about the joke being a joke? Because I'm suffering from the aftermath disease of April Fools? Ha. Joking again!