MOVED.

Hopped over to craazylikethis! :)

Bound for Discovery, Changed for Life.

I admit COLUMBUS wasn't thee ideal group, but what matters was the people that walked through this journey with you, the experience that will be carried for life and the friendship bonds we made in these five days. Heeheeheehee and omg we slept... TOGETHARRR!
We endure, we hang on, we tear, we appreciate, we smile, we laugh, we enjoy.
I think these five days will be remembered for life. I'll never forget the land and sea expedition.

note to self,
I SURVIVED OBS.
(the first light step towards the real thing. EAST JAVA, I'M COMING I'M COMING I'M COMING. I'll conquer the volcanic mountains, I'll change the people's life, I'll become a better person wheeee. The best part is, I'LL BE WITH MY LOVARRS!)

《青春旋律》2010,

我 们 成 功 了。

为了准备《青春》的这一段日子。我们都长大了，我们都成长了。
背在肩膀上的负担与责任，解脱了。

这一段日子，好漫长，好温馨，好珍贵，好值得回忆。
我永远不会忘记，
1。我们一起跟戏，一起跟舞，一起为后台和前台的会员加油；
2。我们一起做 cue sheet 到早上三点, 一次又一次的更改；
3。我们一起在 PAC Tech Run 时，扮演着舞蹈、戏剧、相声演员的角色，在属于我们的舞台上，在没人看的时候，疯狂地跳舞，演戏，不在乎地狂笑；
4。我和 Ke Hui 在 Tech Run 空闲的时候，在旁台上玩 walkie talkie；不停地对control room 说谢谢（各种语言），
5。总彩因我而失败后，我在房间的角落放声大哭。
6。我第一次看到学妹掉眼泪时的不知所措；
7。演出前的那种害怕，紧张的心情，和好大好大的压力。
8。演出前我们在台上互相鼓励。
9。我们一起搬道具，一起为道具组担心，加油。
10。我们一起开会，一起吃饭，一起担心，一起走下这好辛苦的道路，一起朝着《青春》的成功而前进。

从中，我们学到了，体会了，明白了。
因为有学姐的帮助，委员的同心协力，我们成功了。我们成功了。

学姐说，“音符变成句句诗句，演出拼成层层回忆。落幕后，心中充满了欣慰与感动。大家成长了，成功了，做到了。我为你们而骄傲！”
谢谢学姐对我们无微不至的照顾，谢谢会员的努力与拼搏，谢谢后台组的付出。谢谢你们。

因为自己来自中文学会的大家庭，我感到自豪。
我们属于中文学会，
而这是属于我们的《青春旋律》。

Things change.

Don't you get it,
MY FAMILY'S IN THE ARMY,
I'M FAMILY-LESS FOR NOW. (as a matter of fact, 2 years)

青春旋律

I'm really upset and disappointed and shitty now. This sucks lah what the shit.

Would the CHINESE Dunmanians kindly please head over to CHINESE SOCIETY's 青春旋律 @ 15May, 7.30 to 9.30pm, or return to your USA please?
Tickets at $8 only, available from any CS member.

Or what about me begging you? Will it work that way?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME?

Shit lah. Feel like crying.

"Every sky has your own kind of blue."

H-A-V-V-O-W!!!

Saturday Breakfast w Aiwee and Tze, a really good start to the weekend! :)
EDS night was (Y)!!!

I'M SUPER SUPER SUPER x1000000000000000 FREAKED OUT.
ONE WEEK. SEVEN DAYS. Oh God.

Speedy Lightning Sunday.

Halllo this is a very extremly super fantastically boring sunday.

I woke up this morning only to know that my brother called this morning at 6am plus. (super rare because of his useless and spoilt phone) Once again, my mom didn't wake me up to let me talk to him, so I couldn't speak to him for years. And wlao I cried. HAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAA. Fail epic sister.

Then there was tuition, which makes me feel like a piece of shit, as always, probably because of the R-loving teacher. He loves the Rs too much I bet if I tell him I've been living with a R-student for my 14 years on earth, he'll be drop dead jealous. But that's not the point they are trying to bring across. The point to be emphasized in tuition is how madly and insanely idiotic I am. I am a piece of flightless chicken.

My mom and dad were betting $10 on english spelling a while ago. It was the 'Hokkien couple mad and dumb spelling bee cum gambling test'.
Mom: emphas-i-z-e
Dad: Siao ah!? Where got 'size' one lah! Should be 'emphas-i-c'
Mom: Girl, how to spell obstacle. Is it o-b-s-t-a-c-l-e?
Me: Yah.
Mom: Oh but he don't believe. Neh mind I check again. (gigantic dictionary)
Blablablah, my dad ended up losing $20 to my mom.

But whoohoowhoohooo I'm now waiting at home for my aunt to come fetch me for a nice dinner w the big family! Ahhh hopefully my brother is having fun at army and if I don't get to talk to him in his next call, I'll chop myself up into ten thousand pieces.

happy like a tomato because, there's no school tomolo (!!!!!!)

Speech Day

Photo credits: Mrs. Tan! :)

The pretty dance with the pretty dances!

Rachellllll!

Hahahahahahahahahhahaaa omg I am disgusting in this! Ah but it gave me a real good laugh at myself LOL LOL LOL :D

"you are today where your thoughts have brought you,

you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you."

(@quotebook.tumblr)

Happy Stirfry Day!

"I'm sorry. I don't have time to get a life." - Xin Yi.
Ahahahahahaha. A quotable quote from Xin Yi that made me laugh like a siao zha bor but resulted in major -.- stares from ehli and xinyi herself.

Anyway it had been a super pleasant and happy stir-fry (thurs-fri) day! Haven't been that awesome in a velly looooooooong time.
Thursday was a fabtastic school day, ironically, despite the longness! The day that I laughed the most and a little madly in school since the start of the year! All thanks to my hydrogen ion (eh eh eh eh eh li) and xinyi and ben. A v.strawlly day w mixed up chromosomes and all. Heh heh.
Friday: Today! Straits Times! 我报! 联合早报!
Speech and Prize-giving day in school, started off in a good start.
My aunt drove my mom and I to school, and we entered through the backgate, which I think was a wrong path for normal humans like us. Because the next thing I know, super neat and orderly rows of guides, st.johns, scouts, npcc groups were lined up at where I alighted. And in the instant, I felt like the grandest great wonderful grand very great ruler which fell down from heaven or maybe from my pencil case, who blessed everyone. Aiyah, I'm talking shit. That was the dream. The reality was the moment I opened the car door, I was laughed my head off (little too loudly) and made a mad dash to escape.
And I am the worst year 4 ever, to think I am a senior, I walked around in circles three times in the PAC area to search for the glorified door of AEP. So I kind of followed another junior, in hope that she is heading for AEP room too! But poof! She was gone in a while, and so I continued my wonderful and a little bit uh long search.
Another fail thing was the fact that I was standing right in front of my mom at giant, and we are talking on the phone, and she says: Okay I go find you now, and walks right past me.
OMG rewind the twilight scene!
Me: Mom, who am I? Stay it. Spit it out. (wear very thick white makeup)
My mom: A mermaid.
Me: (whispers) Are you afraid?
My mom: I can't see you.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Shit self-entertainment.

YAY MY AH KOR IS GOING TO THE UNIIIIIIIII! A doctor or a scientist! YESSSSS thank you wonderful NTU and NUS. We shall now wait for SMU's reply!

Kiddy Kiddos.

Happy Birthday.

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY TO DEAR BIRTHDAY-CHEL!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DEAR CLAT123!

Enjoy your velly sweeeeet sixteenths, lovely people! :)

The road less travelled.

(Credits @Mancini)

I think the reason why pictures are created was because life is such a sad pathetic piece of thing and some genius decides to capture it in that perfect moment.

I just dug my own grave at the age of 16, and the most amazing thing I did was to jump into the bottomless pit. I really have such good brains, I've got no idea whether to cry laughing or to laugh crying. YES I DO SUCK. -BANG-

First day since the departure of thee botak army boy, am missing him like crazy. The house is super empty and quiet and that sucks too. WTH the lame thing got extended to two and a half weeks. 2 and a half weeks of the solo-child experience w my parents, ah shoot me again. -BANG- Madness, now my house is going to blackout at 10 pm every night. There'll be no one who will help me in the fight against the pests, no one to pei me stay up late at night, no one to help me make a cup of coffee, no one to wake me up, no one to teach me, no one to listen to my endless complains, no one to play Farm Ville for me, no one to go out with me. -BANG BANG BANG-

There's so many things to do, I wish I could just kill myself for a day, and continue w life the next day.

Off to Army.

May the Dean have a great fun time in the army!
Go serve the nation in pride, army brother! :)

Clocks.

The founder of clocks would be so gladly pleased.
Because of school, I share a super close bond with my wonder clock hung proudly on the wall, which accompanies me through each and every night.

HALLO CLOCK. YOU ARE MY LOVER!!!

Fall to Pieces.

I’ll go out there and make my mistakes. I’ll fall down, get hurt, cry, laugh, love, and get back up. I’ll stand on the highest mountaintop and go into the deepest caverns. I’ll roam across the world, visit the moon and swim in outer space. I’ll let my imagination run wild and let my spirit soar. Why? Because when my life flashes before my eyes in those final moments, I want to have something worthwhile to watch, with plenty of love and laughter, good times and bad. I don’t want to regret a thing and I plan not to. Remember, it’s not usually the things you do that you regret, it’s the things you don’t do and leave unsaid. Laugh out loud. Cry in the rain. Love with all your heart and soul. Get hurt. Tell the truth. Go crazy. But never forget that you only get one shot. One shot at this day, one shot at this minute. One shot at this age. One shot at life. So make sure your life is one you will enjoy watching in your final moments.

If emotions were weapons, the world would be in pieces now. There will be bombs flying all around. I can totally understand the exact reason as to why I like the old campus so much, because it's the place which stores all of the world's most perfect memories.

Meanwhile, I'm stuck in a city where every single thing can just explode before you. But the thing is, I didn't bring my shield.

The Brotha & Sista

Before/After the Dean performs at Kindergarden Performance

"HEY LOOK, I can eat my toes up!"
"Hee hee hee, just smile sista."
"I can totally own sit and reach when I grow up."

HEEHEEHEE LOVE THIS PICTURE.

Sluuuuuurp.

The peach and orange wine with orange juice that I drank w mom and dean was thumbs-up!
I took a sip and got drunk. drama-mama hahahahahahahah.

Can't wait for the electives to come. P.S. I SURVIVED MONDAY :)

Hoot Hoot Hoot.

says the Coffee-Owl.

Tonight is confirm-chop-stamp-tick-doubleconfirm a hoot hoot time.
Pearl is totaly toasted and chao da and fried and roasted into a white marshmellow, as dean calls it. So deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep shit.

W-O-W/W-H-E-E. (the following is a piece of yellow-lemon-suan)
I adore homework and tests and project work and every single bit of school. Hardcore studying is my life.
So stay, my love, my life, my soul, fair assignments! (AMND quote)
without these important things in my life, there's nothing else to keep me going. I hate to admit, that I can't live without homework and assignments because without them... my life is my dad's cigarette that I threw out of the window. Oh I forgot to mention:
I LUFFFFF LOVEEEEEEE LITERATURE.
So so so so so much that Mrs. Vora requests for me to see her so many times. MY TALENTS HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED! EUREKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Her 'Please see me.', written in that fine red ink, shouts joy and peace and laughter in the world. I am amazed at my wonderful skills in english literature, my essays could be 6/20 and if you say '6' in hokkien, it sounds like luck, which further emphasize on how I would prosper for literature.
OMG HUAT AH (!!!)

Here's to A,

(credits: rachel)

(belated) Happy 16th Birthday Love! :)

and sometimes,

good things fall apart so
better things
can fall together.

Pesty Adventures.

Catching a size XXL cockroach at 2.30am today morning w Mom and Bro was the most epic experience ever. Our super reflex actions were mad hilarious.

A Saturday morning spent in school school school for an ACE Lecture and Lit Project. One quarter of the weekends is gone, gotta make the rest worthwhile.

Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.

-Mother Teresa.

Simply Because.

(via quote-book)

Every day is a journey,
and the journey itself is home.

A Letter.

Hi April, -waves enthusiastically-
I think I'm going to feel like a piece of shit for several times in this month, so note to self:
BE IN LOVE WITH YOUR LIFE.
May you be an damn right awesome month.

With love,
me.

Start Laughing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA Look at my epic blog title up there.

Hi I'm the Pearl who's known for her coffee. I'm THEE Coffee Pearl.

Start laughing now please. It's damn funny to me, I don't know why. Let's stop frowning at Pearl and start laughing together in 3, 2, 1 (omg I thought of Britney Spears' '3' and started playing it in my head now) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH. HA!!!!!!

Speaking of coffee pearl, it may be a BOOM BOOM BOOM in Singapore! Each a cup, Sweetalk etc etc blah blah blah, do you see this marvellooousss eyedeaarr?! I'm helping you make big bucks! Go improvise and invent some coffee pearl thingy! :D

Day with the loved ones,
I pop in the earphones into my ear, and increased the volume of my handphone because I couldn't hear any music at all. No effect. Weird, but don't care, just keep spamming the increase-volume-button. Okay. Spam until tired. Stop spamming, wait for music to pop out. Okay fail fail fail. Let's start shaking the phone, maybe it will work. K, shake shake shake the phone, instead of shaking fries, it's the new trend: SHAKER PHONE. That didn't work either, sadly.

AH. After years, I've found the light.
I didn't pluck in my earphones to my phone.
AH, I'M A GENIUS.
Opposite me, Li Xin and Tze lin burst into laughter.

It took me long enough to realise that my Google and all search engine's are in Malay Language all these while. I'm a really good genius! :)

No matter how far Life pushes you down,

you can always bounce back.

I love my friends very much, they are awesome people who are always there to make you smile. Thank You :)

I can foresee the busy and (!!!!!) weeks ahead, it's as though I've taken up 舞蹈，戏剧，京剧 all tgt now. Since there's no time, I have to create time!
CREATION OF TIME:
Ingredients: many many many coffeeeeeeee!

Anyway, I've been busy with QC preparation these days, I'm going to put in my 10000000% effort in QC so 青春 have to be good, better be good, must be good. Ah and I love my team too, comprising of Wang Zhi (lao wang), Li Min (ah min) and Ke Hui (haven't thought of her nickname yet teehee)!

CHINESE SOCIETY: Let's all work hard tgt, and make 青春 a success! :)

"People are always afraid of what's different."

-COOL RUNNINGS (!!!!!!)
Loved the movie yesterday, it was very touching-hearts!

Today was KALEIDOSCOPE,
I think it's better than before, I loved all the perfomances and all!
Congrats to everyone who performed, Y'all were just awesomeeeeeee; and get well soon JL!
Ahhhhhh I DIDNT GET TO EAT THAT COOL ICE CREAM FROM HOSTEL!!!! Main regret in life. The ice cream that can pop in and out of the cone :( shiiiiiat.

My Sick Cycle.
Sore throat to
super pain sore throat to
oh-shit-get-my-throat-out sore throat to
runny nose to
running nose to
forever running nose to
forever running nose plus sneezy nose
forever running nose plus sneezy nose plus sore throat.

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!
My first target was Clarissa.
"Clarissa, your shirt got spider!"
Clarissa screams.

Mancini was really successful with the fake lizard!
The aftermath of being scared by lizard:
"Jia Qi, I have the lizard eh." -stretch out empty hand-
Jia Qi screams.

"Nicholas, there's something on your neck!"
-Nicholas didn't hear that, walked away. A cool wind blew.-
A few seconds later, Nicholas walks back.
"Did you call me?"
"Ya, I was telling you that there was something on your neck."
Nicholas touches neck and tries to remove whatever that something is.
"Ya Nicholas! There! Okay it's gone!"

I took a few white brush strands of the spoiling calligraphy brush from CS booth.
"Ah! Melissa/Cassandra/Aeri/Bee Hwee/Clarissa/Melvin, you got white hair leh! So much somemore, I just now help you pluck out one."
Hahahahhahah, this was damn fail, cause the 'white hair' too many liao.

...................................................

This was my first time using the webcam on my laptop:

FIRST TRY, Wow cool I see reflections!!!!! ...After awhile, "Uh lame. It's me in there."

SECOND TRY, Yay now.

I just went to search Jesus Christ Optical Illusion on Google and I continue looking and looking and get shocked and shocked again and again. It's v.v.v.v.veh cool!

Btw, I managed to apply out of Dunman High! Don't miss me in Senior High, y'all dunmanians!
Have an awesome weekend!!!

...................................................

The Last April Fools Joke

"Btw, I managed to apply out of Dunman High! Don't miss me in Senior High, y'all dunmanians!"

People who believed this sentence:
Rachel, Serene, Ai Wee, Cassandra, Sarah.

People who do not believe this sentence:
Egan, Tze Lin.

How can I bear to leave the awesome people here?!
Or am I joking about the joke being a joke? Because I'm suffering from the aftermath disease of April Fools? Ha. Joking again!

Quotes from life,

ONE.
Human: "Actually in Year 4 the Pearls very pretty, except...(referring to me)"
Me: "HAHAHA WAHLAO I ALSO KNOW, CAN DON'T SAY UNTIL LIKE THAT OR NOT"

TWO.
Human: "Pearl is a laughing pig."
Cassandra & Me: (silence) "how evil...!"

The world is a playground,

and Life is pushing my swing.

Sucky Saturday morning,
with a hot and cold tempered mom, who can yell at me, and be nice a second later. with a brother who refuses to answer my questions straight to the point, and escapes from this house early in the morning. with a dad who is missing in action, as always.

"Dad on Secret Overseas Gambling Mission Part I and II" are officially over, and here comes the "Dad on no-longer-secret Mission to China". Apparently, he's trying to take away/persuade/convince/cheat all my mom's money for him to go on his holiday, but we the smartass pretend that we don't get a single shit of what he's talking about.

Dad: For your whatever tests, just pass.
Mom: Get As!
Brother: Aiyah, QUIT SCHOOL.

Yesterday was career day, and I kind of know what I want to be now! An accountant or pharmacist!
I had a few criterias,
ONE. I must NOT cut up people. (cancel away doctor)
TWO. I must NOT kill people. (cancel away doctor and lawyer)
Anyway I don't think there's even the brains in me to take up such pro careers.

"What do you want to be?"
"none."
"-stares-"
"HAHAHAH, NO, NOT THE NUN-NUN, but NONE."

I had a nice good talk with Aiwee yesterday, ahhh love you people.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR CLASS COMM INDONESIA TRIP w these girls (!!!)
plus, it's non-expensive, and I get to do CIP in the villages whoooohooooo.

& HALLOH LAPTOP, I'M GOING TO MEET YOU TODAIIIEH!

Party at the End of the World

Hilarious Things.

Yanting's sms: Hey pearl, what's la lecture about today?
My reply: kaya toast, fish and chips, laska from banquet. thanks.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA. I was supposed to send that to my mum, telling her what the family wants for dinner, and it became the topic of L.A Lecture instead hahahahaha funneh.

Am still laughing!

it's not always Rainbows and Butterflies.

AHHHHHH SHIT HAPPENS.
Ten million billion times a year.

There's a chunk of fattening homework lying on my desk.
Kill it, chop it, conquer it!
Shit lah, I don't even have time for
1. Family
2. Friends (ahhhh not forgetting buying their bday presents!)
3. Homework (!!!!!!!!!!!!) plus Tests @.@
4. Books, (please exlude AMND I hate lit)
WHAT KIND OF A FREAKY HOLIDAY IS THIS!

'I, um, I have this problem. I broke up with my boyfriend, you see. And I'm pretty upset about it, so I wanted to talk to my best friend.' She swallowed and looked at the black ground.'The thing is, they're both you.'(The Pact, Jodi Picoult)
AND I WANT TO READ THIS TOO! :(

Okay. Stop the complaining. Shit Pearl.

"Finish every day and be done with it.

You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson (via kari-shma)

Today is the ONLY day of the entire week, that I get to stay at home.
& Today is FRIDAY.
This makes holidays appear so pathetic, but on the brighter note, it was... actually fine. (excluding all the tons of work)

It was so hilarious to watch super low-quality Huan Zhu Ge Ge with my brother on youtube today, and reminisicing how we used to watch Kids Central all the time, till my parents decided to remove that channel from the TV. Apparently we have brains and my brother found Kids Central back again, my parents were (:O)! And I was a cry-baby then, my brother said I could cry instantly. HAHAHAHAHAHH. I think I got locked up in the store room before, but I couldn't exactly remember!

I wish I'm 6 years old again, but I'm not, I'm 6+10 years old so I should stop wishing and get cracking! Ahhhhh and now I blink two eyes and the earth turned and turned and turned and POP POOF POO now there's only the WEEKENDS left! :O
I really hope Term TWO is going to be good, better than Term ONE at least.

Forgive and forget?

you don't have to live forever,

you just have to live.

Today was a full day with three major events:

ONE. Da zu was reallly fine afterall!

TWO. Interview was great too,

THREE. Shopping spree w Serene, Mancini and Cassandra. A good jolly time, even though according to Cassandra, we are not as fun as Claire and Clarissa, and she should have gone shopping with them instead. (major ouch)

ION is now a place full of great danger and threat to human lives.
There comes a superman who sweeps in a few potato chips with his wonderful coat,
and soonafter missiles, granades, bombs, alarms, people who 'attract' spam the area.

and YES, WE'RE CAUGHT!

AP-PEARL PIE!

Today
was CS dry run,
followed by Jing Ju concert at Victoria Theatre in the evening, with Wenting, Emily, Eugenia, Aileen, Annabel, Wang Zhi, Casmir, Adrian, Ze Qing! Talkplaytalkplaytalkplay all the time.
(我爱京剧打击!)

I bought apple pies for myself and my brother, and I hate to admit, I'm really random, but
(我也爱APPLE-PIE!)

paintingahappygingerbreadman,

"Run, run, as fast as you can!
You can't catch me!
I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

I read 'THE GINGERBREAD MAN' online today, am really disappointed with the ending.
Why did Gingerbread man get eaten up by a sly fox! :(

I've got so many movies that I want to watch (!!!)
Letters to Juliet, Remember Me, Dear John, The Lovely Bones.
But since the world has too many Limes, there's always no Time left behind.
Unlike Tim, who could always find Time, just by adding the 'e' to his name, or like Magazine Times, who could always find Time by removing the 's'.
This is such an emotional journey, because I came to realise that
I'm afterall, ONLY A PEARL :(

Plus the fact that pearls are cancerous, (yes your loved-pearls in your bubble-tea causes cancer!) makes pearl a poisonous and evil thing on earth.
Thus, pearls are not even any time at all.

HALLO-PALLO-BALLO-FALLO TIME,
I would like to buy you, for free!

No Words.

Today Dean and I concluded that my fan was gay, because it couldn't stand straight.
Today I survived school with two tests.
Today I witnessed mini ballerinas run their 2.4km distance worth of the catching game.
Today I almost walked into the wrong toilet.
Today I knocked down guitars at Yamaha.
Today I got suaned for my rusty note-reading in guitar lesson.
Today I slept and woke and slept and woke ten thousand times in the library.
Today 3 Primary four girls were shocked by my sleeping in library.
Today a little boy aimed at me with his hand gun and said bang bang!
Today I went to Swensen's for dinner, even when I'm totally pok-gai.

The best of all best thing is,
Today's the VERY. LAST. DAY. OF. SCHOOL.
'No words' can express my gayness in this gay thing, happiness for life!
'No words' is my best phien, hellllloooo!

I hope seven days may last as long as seven billion million thousand maosand plowsand years.

I'm always saying,

today, today, today.
It never comes.

Now,
I'm off to meet him.
The monk who sold his Ferrari.

(via lookleftandlookright)

the pig is fat and angsty and screwed,

the pig can fly.

1. Life is an irregular wavelength, it goes up and down, and up and down.
2. I am such a mean person I can totally feel myself rotting everyday.
3. There's so much things to do, I've got no idea where to start.
4. I believe happy families belong to the television.
5. I hate everyone who treats my mom like a maid.
6. I dislike my dad, because he's the stranger in my house.
7. I dislike school v.much, teachers spam homework.
8. I heard an ambulance's siren, and I thought of my grandma.
9. I was rude to my mom. I am a shithead.
10. My dad says all girls are meant to be servants, it is our sole duty to do complete the chores at home.
11. My life is a mixture of pee and shit compounds, now.

SIXTEEN!

Hello World, Earth, Universe, Big Bang,

I'M SIXTEEN! I'M SIXTEEN!

Awesome birthday once again, all because of these fantastic people. (SPAM HEARTS!!!)

I LOVE YOU ALL TO THE MEGA-ULTRA MAXI MAX MAX MAX! (SPAM HEARTS!!!)

Thank You,

the Oldies: Jia Ling, Hui Han, Charlene, Shi Min

the PALT: Tze Lin, Li Xin, Ai Wee

the 4F + the crazy people inside it: Cassandra, Claire, Clarissa, Serene, Rachel, Ruo Wei, Yu-Zhen, Aeri, Mancini, Egan, Melvin, Ben, Sarah, Wen Xin, Yan Ting, Xin Yi, Wen Jing, Jia Ying, Vivienne, Jia-er, Nicholas, Mook, Geoffrey, Kim Siang, EVERYONE AND ANYONE OF 4F

the Family: Mom, Dean, Uncles, Aunties, Cousins. (hi dad you seriously forgot my birthday.)

the FB Peepo: the old, new, now and forever people

the SMS Peepe: the old, new, now and forever people

My uncle is so cute, he took damn long to type out an sms, which wrote 'Happy Birthday'.

My auntie is cuter, she says my name is 'Pear'.

My PALT is so cute, they sent me an sms which goes, 'I lost sth in the field. Can come help me find?' It was so obvious (but sweet nonetheless). They pasted huge words 'HAPPY BDAE PEARL' on the walls near the field, and sang me a birthday song while I climb my way to the peak of happiness. Not forgetting many cards + the white (and expensive) earphones I really wanted.

My 4F + the awesome people are cute, all the same. They sang me a song, gave me a card and a whole family of Pooh and his wonderfriends! Now I call them 'my family'.

"Mama! Don't step on my family ah!"

My Eh-Li is so cute, she got me a pencil case, plus earrings, plus shorts!

The world is so cute, they gave me all their well wishes, greatly greatly appreciated.

Lots and lots and lots of love :)

财神到！

Ding Dong Dong Ding Dong Ding! 财神到 my house door door!
(hahahahhaahaaa. this was our perfect theme song for us during gambling times!)

CHINESE NEW YEAR!
Hello Javier! Apparently you understand what I'm talking about, when even I have no eye deer!

Javier: Guuuh guh gag gaa blah blah
Me: Oh! gaga ga boboooh bleee bleee
Javier: (laughs)

@ some huge big grand a few storeys type, distant relative's house.

GERALD'S 14!

Happy Chinese New Year Humans! Much love!

"are you gonna finish strong?"

Today's Class Comm Training was really meaningful, loved the speeches by amazing teachers, they inspired me so much.

"No matter how crushed a $50 note will be, it will always be $50 bucks, not $49 but $50".
To recognise your value, to accept your value, and to make the effort to increase your value, because the hardest people to lead is yourself, and even when you fall, you need to try a hundred times to get back up.

Make things happen. Start changes, and live the life you want it to be... :)

there are times like this,

when I'll just stop and think,
LIFE IS DELICIOUSLY GOOOOOOD.

Yeah, there will be ups and downs of course, but we must always only remember the good things!!! (cheer up cass!)

Today I witnessed the power of jokes, and the influence it had over me these few years.
All those lameness made me miss 2I and PALT a lot.

I love my CS juniors, plus their jokes.
Funny like dunno what, have been a really long time since I last tasted all the lame-ness! :)
It was supposed to be Year One's Audition, but 3 of us started thinking and creating and spamming jokes.
Jokes that root from many different topics, the aeroplane, the tortoise, the buildings, the house, the people, the food stalls, the hair blah blah blah!

Me: Eh, are you all year threes? :D
Them: (look at me. then look at their school shorts. then look at me again with the -.-)
Me: Huh?
Them: There's a reason why we wear shorts.
Me: OH! Haha!

The Joke Book of 25th January.
Benjamin (year 2) created a REALLY REALLY cute joke that I shall start spreading tmr! Plus my newly created one, inspired by none other than my brother.

AHHHHH LIFE IS SO DAMN GOOD EVERYONE LETS ALL LAUGH AND SMILE AND LAUGH AND SMILE WHOO! :D

being a happy teenager

A great book my cute Mom bought it for us when we were kids.
I totally didn't understand it at all but now I do. Really meaningful and 90% of all that are so damn true.

All Those Happy Things!

1.
Today when I was walking in TKSC, I smiled to myself because I was thinking of something happy (forgot what was that something), then there's this malay lady who saw me smiling to myself and the reaction she had on her face was super funny. It was a super shocked and amused and scared expression.
But the worst thing is, her expression made me go from smiling to myself to laughing to myself!!!!! then her expression got ten times worst I think, because I didn't dare to look anymore I quickly walked away. Hahahahahaaa. The lady is so cute.

2.
I go to the same tuition centre as my CS junior. So he saw me last week and I waved hi. This week during CCA, he asked me if I go to the same tuition centre. I told him it was my twin sister, who is from another (lousy) school, (since I am the best haha.) He didn't believed and asked around my CCA friends, who all agreed that I had a twin! :)
So today during tuition time I saw him again, I think he got totally freaked out and would be wondering whether to say hi and thinking sth like: 'OMG REALLY LOOK ALIKE!!!!!!?'

3.
P.E lessons made me laugh so hard my stomach ache and I was shaking in some silent laughter.
Ruo and I are mad people hahahhahahaa. We got lazy trying to pick up the shuttlecock every few seconds, so we just stood beside the two huge boxes of shuttlecocks. Once it lands, we will just leave it there and take a new shuttlecock from the box. It was so freaking funny, soon we found ourselves in fluffy land with all the white feathers flooded around us! (the P.E teacher stared in silence) We used up one full box of shuttlecocks, then traded it for the other new box, and laugh and laugh again.

4,
while Kim Siang and Melvin were playing in the badminton court, all of us sat around the corner near Kim Siang, and hit in shuttlecocks at the same time. So instantly, Melvin looks like a super pro wonder star player! (since the floor on his side is super empty, so Kim Siang's the one 'losing' all the time haha)

5.
Not forgetting Cassandra and my 'Salt and Pepper Badminton Game'! :) Salt owns!

6.
Friday nights at Macs Cafe under thee moonlight! Hahahahahaaa.

7.
talking to old friends.

8.
time with Family :)

p.s. My laughter actually really does makes people scared! LOL, they said it was scary, haha!

sleep, sleep and more sleep

I want to sleep and sleep and sleeeeeep.
When I'm on facebook, I fall asleep. When I'm in class, I fall asleep. When I'm doing work, I fall asleep. When I'm just sitting down, I fall asleep too. I'm sleepy even when I'm eating omg.
What's wrong with me, I just got poisoned with the forever-you-shall-sleep-and-sleep pill. :(

Then I'll pitch and slap myself in the face and people around me would get shocked and go: PEARL!!!!!! WHAT'S WRONG!!!! ARE YOU OKAY!!!!!!
Then I'll go, 'Yeah. Slleeeeeeeeepy', and fall asleep again.
Haha, exactly what happened in school a few days ago.

I'll be helping Dean dye his hair soon! Super exciting, can't wait!
Meanwhile, here's to
FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you hear me???? Are you coming soon!!!! Friday Friday Friday the end of the week come quick pleaseeeeeeee! :)

CIAO, SIAO!

If CIAO's the informal Italian verbal salutation or greeting,
SIAO should be the formal Italian word that means: !@#%!@#@%^%+walao+WTH HOMEWORK?!!?!

This week shouts SIAO x100000000000! :) (suaning smiley ha)

"In the 21st century, people find themselves flooded by large forms and types of homework, too acidic and alkaline at the same time, thus neutralising all human's emotions, and changing humans into auto robots, who do homework just every single day. Yes, we're stuck in the Homework Age!
Clap! Clap! Clap!"

- a paragraph taken from
www. how the heck to be a mugger and understanding the goodness of mugging and ways to mug like a mad bug and just stop everything you do and mug golden rules. com.

Yesterday was a great day! + Guitar with Lilllllly and Claire! :D hahah.
Today will be a great day too with Bollywood at 8 with the dearest 16 of them!

I shall wish everyone a wonderful mugging journey, do remember to breathe and rest your eyes for a few seconds. STOP MYOPIA! (how the heck to spell myopia??) STOP SPECS! and therefore STOP CLIMATE CHANGE! :)
-w love from pearlthepoop.

"some people

are so afraid to die that they never begin to live."

This sentence from a primary school classmate got me thinking.
It's so often that people are getting locked up in their own comfort zones, refusing to move an inch away.

So from today onwards, Pearl must really stop saying 'DIE LIAO'! :)

rewind and replay

Gone were the days,
when I never knew/used MSN even when I'm 11.
when just a single cone of ice-cream would make me smile for a day.
when school was just nothing but absolute fun.
when I would run home and shout for my mum so loudly and happily even when I'm still at the first floor of the HDB,
when homework only took up half an hour,
when project work was so awesome and ten times the fun,
when we stayed back and played for no reason at all.
the list goes on...

Hold on tight,
Pearl's rewinding to two thousand and three, right now.

sets you thinking

Why is it that when someone you loves dies,
all the love seems to transform into 4D numbers,
and you start buying every number related to that very person?

I think it's very wrong, but they are all four times older than me, so my stand disappears instantly.
I'm still missing her, so why are you all doing this? Don't you all think of her or just miss her till you cry? I hate the government, why did they even create this dumb 4D shit. Idiot Idiot Idiot.

-
School's starting officially tomorrow.
All the lessons, all the tests, all the assignments, all the mess. ALL THE BEST EVERYONE! :)
Cassandra: COME BACK TO CLASS SOON!!!!!

the first 快快乐乐上学去

I am currently stuck in a freezing cold room with lots of goosebumps, but the aircon remote control is about five steps away from me (OMG LITTLE BIT TOO FAR), and therefore I shall just freeze to death.

I think I will make it to the headlines then.
The title would prolly be:
"15-YEAR-OLD FREEZES FROM COLD AIR-CON, PLUS SHE REFUSES TO WALK FIVE STEPS TO CHANGE THE TEMPERATURE, PLUS HER MOM ON-ED THE AIRCON SO IT'S NOT ENTIRELY HER FAULT, AND THIS TOTALLY DESTROYS THE MOTTO OF 平平安安回家去, SINCE HER AIRCON IS AT HOME AND SHE IS STUCK IN THE COLD ROOM WHICH IS PART OF THE HOME."

Wow. LONG title, if it's the Straits Times' 'HOME' Section, I think the title itself would be the whole page, then the content would be:
"AIYOH. SO SAD. LETS WEEP/WEEB (weep and weeb all sound the same so I'm getting confused, but heck lah who cares it just means cry. Oh since it means cry, why didn't i just type cry instead of the stupid weep/weeb? dumb. but I'm lazy to press the backspace button so aiyah, leave it omg. lo soh to the max)."

HAHAHAHAHAAA. I'm entertaining myself, and it's working so I should do this more often!
Anyway, I'M ALIVE! I SURVIVED THROUGH TODAY 04012010, first day of school! :D
Oh that's something thats valuable enough to make it to the headlines, (siao ah, like real I want to write the title/content shit again, so long, waste my time. shut up, myself.)

My cute nephew and niece on facebook just keeps spamming me with HI/HELLO everytime they see me online. Then I'll reply HI/HELLO! back, then they will be happy for a minute, and of course a minute later, I'll get another HI/HELLO from them again. Haha.

My mom and I sat down to watch the TV just now.
What's happening:
Whoa the Dai Yang Tian go and bash the bad person up and act so fierce. Then the bad and dumb cheater quickly run away. So they closed-up on Dai Yang Tian. (hero of the day?)
Basically, I think the audiences were supposed to go:
Whoa shuai like dunno what! COOL! Go man! I enter your fan club! That's the way! Bash him bash him!
But my mom and I said this together: That man slipper drop.
The slipper belongs to the bad man who ran away. And it can be seen at the shot where they filmed the aftermath of the fighting, that is the hero of the day, and the slipper's located at some tiny weeny spot behind him.
Ha I thought it was so freaking funny that we were both only noticing the mini slipper at the background and not the big hero so I laughed like HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
Oh but my mom, apparently, didn't think it was THAT funny, so she didn't laugh.
So soon after, I thought I really had to stop. and I stopped.

Today when the orientation event was going to end, group F3 was supposed to go take a group photo at the foyer. So I had to call the other members.
On the phone,
Mook: Hello?
Me: Hello Marcus Mook, are you with the rest of the members now?? They all never answer their phone one. We are supposed to go take group photo or something.
Mook: Uh, no I'm in the hall now.
Me: Huh? Where?!
Mook: With ... (names out all the 3F people who are actually near me too)
Me: HUH? WHERE ARE YOU ALL?
Mook: Behind you?
Me: (turns around) OH! HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Aileen was bored so I suggested to her a list of things to do, and in the end she decided to watch King Kong on channel 5. This was her sms:
I shall watch king kong. There are some resemblance between you and king kong. :) hehheh.
!!!!!!!!!!!! chop her!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Come to think of it, nowadays smileys like this :) are used for special purposes.
Like Aileen's "There are some resemblance between you and king kong. :)" - see that :)?!!
Plus my "!!!!!!!!!!!! chop her!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)" - see this too?!?!!
It's the new representation of 笑里藏刀! Haha.

Tmr's orientation's in the class! :)
And I really can't wait for Wednesday's Year 1's CCA Exhibition, think it's going to be a lot of fun! :D

when another cycle of life unfolds

It's 12.54 am now, School's TODAY then.

In five hours time,
I'll have to drag myself out of the bed, turn off those six alarm clocks, brush my teeth, tie my hair, change into school attire, wear my school shoes, walk out of the house, GO TO SCHOOL.

It's was coming soon but this is too soon, and now, the real thing starts.
Horror, horror, horror, neither tongue nor heart can conceive nor name thee! (quote Macbeth)
The only thing that keeps me looking forward is the awesome people in school.

Shoutouts to Tze Lin, Ai Wee and Li Xin:
Thank you for being the bestest best friends I can ever ask for. Love you all to the max, plus don't forget our saturday dates!
Shoutouts to Cassandra, Claire, Rachel, Serene, Clarissa, 3F:
Muahahahahahahaaaaa. It's another year together in the same class! Love you all too, may 3F be happy as usual, and pass all our math, and improve in everything!

04012010: I'M COMING!

nerd is the word

This is a huge visual reminder for the brand new 2010.
NERD! NERD! NERD!

Today was spent like this,
1) waking up late, as usual
2) slacking around with nothing to do, and therefore going nuts.
I REFUSE TO SEEK THE OTHER PATH. (that is, of course the H-word. HOMEWORK!)
3) Dinner @ Swensens. (years since I've been there)
4) A little shopping

At G2000, my brother and I was looking at a scarf. My mum was looking at a dress. We are all standing near one another.
My brother: (takes up the scarf)
Me: That one can wear with what ah?
My brother: Like my now this type of shirt lah.
Mom: Huh? No need lah! Like that can already, why still need wear with something?? (referring to the dress)
My brother and I had 3 reactions:
1) O.O
2) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
My brother: OMG just one scarf and no clothes, no nothing?! 空空?!!

My 2010 wish: May actions speak louder than empty words!