Quotes from life,

ONE.
Human: "Actually in Year 4 the Pearls very pretty, except...(referring to me)"
Me: "HAHAHA WAHLAO I ALSO KNOW, CAN DON'T SAY UNTIL LIKE THAT OR NOT"

TWO.
Human: "Pearl is a laughing pig."
Cassandra & Me: (silence) "how evil...!"

The world is a playground,

and Life is pushing my swing.

Sucky Saturday morning,
with a hot and cold tempered mom, who can yell at me, and be nice a second later. with a brother who refuses to answer my questions straight to the point, and escapes from this house early in the morning. with a dad who is missing in action, as always.

"Dad on Secret Overseas Gambling Mission Part I and II" are officially over, and here comes the "Dad on no-longer-secret Mission to China". Apparently, he's trying to take away/persuade/convince/cheat all my mom's money for him to go on his holiday, but we the smartass pretend that we don't get a single shit of what he's talking about.

Dad: For your whatever tests, just pass.
Mom: Get As!
Brother: Aiyah, QUIT SCHOOL.

Yesterday was career day, and I kind of know what I want to be now! An accountant or pharmacist!
I had a few criterias,
ONE. I must NOT cut up people. (cancel away doctor)
TWO. I must NOT kill people. (cancel away doctor and lawyer)
Anyway I don't think there's even the brains in me to take up such pro careers.

"What do you want to be?"
"none."
"-stares-"
"HAHAHAH, NO, NOT THE NUN-NUN, but NONE."

I had a nice good talk with Aiwee yesterday, ahhh love you people.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR CLASS COMM INDONESIA TRIP w these girls (!!!)
plus, it's non-expensive, and I get to do CIP in the villages whoooohooooo.

& HALLOH LAPTOP, I'M GOING TO MEET YOU TODAIIIEH!

Party at the End of the World

Hilarious Things.

Yanting's sms: Hey pearl, what's la lecture about today?
My reply: kaya toast, fish and chips, laska from banquet. thanks.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA. I was supposed to send that to my mum, telling her what the family wants for dinner, and it became the topic of L.A Lecture instead hahahahaha funneh.

Am still laughing!

it's not always Rainbows and Butterflies.

AHHHHHH SHIT HAPPENS.
Ten million billion times a year.

There's a chunk of fattening homework lying on my desk.
Kill it, chop it, conquer it!
Shit lah, I don't even have time for
1. Family
2. Friends (ahhhh not forgetting buying their bday presents!)
3. Homework (!!!!!!!!!!!!) plus Tests @.@
4. Books, (please exlude AMND I hate lit)
WHAT KIND OF A FREAKY HOLIDAY IS THIS!

'I, um, I have this problem. I broke up with my boyfriend, you see. And I'm pretty upset about it, so I wanted to talk to my best friend.' She swallowed and looked at the black ground.'The thing is, they're both you.'(The Pact, Jodi Picoult)
AND I WANT TO READ THIS TOO! :(

Okay. Stop the complaining. Shit Pearl.

"Finish every day and be done with it.

You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson (via kari-shma)

Today is the ONLY day of the entire week, that I get to stay at home.
& Today is FRIDAY.
This makes holidays appear so pathetic, but on the brighter note, it was... actually fine. (excluding all the tons of work)

It was so hilarious to watch super low-quality Huan Zhu Ge Ge with my brother on youtube today, and reminisicing how we used to watch Kids Central all the time, till my parents decided to remove that channel from the TV. Apparently we have brains and my brother found Kids Central back again, my parents were (:O)! And I was a cry-baby then, my brother said I could cry instantly. HAHAHAHAHAHH. I think I got locked up in the store room before, but I couldn't exactly remember!

I wish I'm 6 years old again, but I'm not, I'm 6+10 years old so I should stop wishing and get cracking! Ahhhhh and now I blink two eyes and the earth turned and turned and turned and POP POOF POO now there's only the WEEKENDS left! :O
I really hope Term TWO is going to be good, better than Term ONE at least.

Forgive and forget?

you don't have to live forever,

you just have to live.

Today was a full day with three major events:

ONE. Da zu was reallly fine afterall!

TWO. Interview was great too,

THREE. Shopping spree w Serene, Mancini and Cassandra. A good jolly time, even though according to Cassandra, we are not as fun as Claire and Clarissa, and she should have gone shopping with them instead. (major ouch)

ION is now a place full of great danger and threat to human lives.
There comes a superman who sweeps in a few potato chips with his wonderful coat,
and soonafter missiles, granades, bombs, alarms, people who 'attract' spam the area.

and YES, WE'RE CAUGHT!

AP-PEARL PIE!

Today
was CS dry run,
followed by Jing Ju concert at Victoria Theatre in the evening, with Wenting, Emily, Eugenia, Aileen, Annabel, Wang Zhi, Casmir, Adrian, Ze Qing! Talkplaytalkplaytalkplay all the time.
(我爱京剧打击!)

I bought apple pies for myself and my brother, and I hate to admit, I'm really random, but
(我也爱APPLE-PIE!)

paintingahappygingerbreadman,

"Run, run, as fast as you can!
You can't catch me!
I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

I read 'THE GINGERBREAD MAN' online today, am really disappointed with the ending.
Why did Gingerbread man get eaten up by a sly fox! :(

I've got so many movies that I want to watch (!!!)
Letters to Juliet, Remember Me, Dear John, The Lovely Bones.
But since the world has too many Limes, there's always no Time left behind.
Unlike Tim, who could always find Time, just by adding the 'e' to his name, or like Magazine Times, who could always find Time by removing the 's'.
This is such an emotional journey, because I came to realise that
I'm afterall, ONLY A PEARL :(

Plus the fact that pearls are cancerous, (yes your loved-pearls in your bubble-tea causes cancer!) makes pearl a poisonous and evil thing on earth.
Thus, pearls are not even any time at all.

HALLO-PALLO-BALLO-FALLO TIME,
I would like to buy you, for free!

No Words.

Today Dean and I concluded that my fan was gay, because it couldn't stand straight.
Today I survived school with two tests.
Today I witnessed mini ballerinas run their 2.4km distance worth of the catching game.
Today I almost walked into the wrong toilet.
Today I knocked down guitars at Yamaha.
Today I got suaned for my rusty note-reading in guitar lesson.
Today I slept and woke and slept and woke ten thousand times in the library.
Today 3 Primary four girls were shocked by my sleeping in library.
Today a little boy aimed at me with his hand gun and said bang bang!
Today I went to Swensen's for dinner, even when I'm totally pok-gai.

The best of all best thing is,
Today's the VERY. LAST. DAY. OF. SCHOOL.
'No words' can express my gayness in this gay thing, happiness for life!
'No words' is my best phien, hellllloooo!

I hope seven days may last as long as seven billion million thousand maosand plowsand years.