I'm always saying,

today, today, today.
It never comes.

Now,
I'm off to meet him.
The monk who sold his Ferrari.

(via lookleftandlookright)

the pig is fat and angsty and screwed,

the pig can fly.

1. Life is an irregular wavelength, it goes up and down, and up and down.
2. I am such a mean person I can totally feel myself rotting everyday.
3. There's so much things to do, I've got no idea where to start.
4. I believe happy families belong to the television.
5. I hate everyone who treats my mom like a maid.
6. I dislike my dad, because he's the stranger in my house.
7. I dislike school v.much, teachers spam homework.
8. I heard an ambulance's siren, and I thought of my grandma.
9. I was rude to my mom. I am a shithead.
10. My dad says all girls are meant to be servants, it is our sole duty to do complete the chores at home.
11. My life is a mixture of pee and shit compounds, now.

SIXTEEN!

Hello World, Earth, Universe, Big Bang,

I'M SIXTEEN! I'M SIXTEEN!

Awesome birthday once again, all because of these fantastic people. (SPAM HEARTS!!!)

I LOVE YOU ALL TO THE MEGA-ULTRA MAXI MAX MAX MAX! (SPAM HEARTS!!!)

Thank You,

the Oldies: Jia Ling, Hui Han, Charlene, Shi Min

the PALT: Tze Lin, Li Xin, Ai Wee

the 4F + the crazy people inside it: Cassandra, Claire, Clarissa, Serene, Rachel, Ruo Wei, Yu-Zhen, Aeri, Mancini, Egan, Melvin, Ben, Sarah, Wen Xin, Yan Ting, Xin Yi, Wen Jing, Jia Ying, Vivienne, Jia-er, Nicholas, Mook, Geoffrey, Kim Siang, EVERYONE AND ANYONE OF 4F

the Family: Mom, Dean, Uncles, Aunties, Cousins. (hi dad you seriously forgot my birthday.)

the FB Peepo: the old, new, now and forever people

the SMS Peepe: the old, new, now and forever people

My uncle is so cute, he took damn long to type out an sms, which wrote 'Happy Birthday'.

My auntie is cuter, she says my name is 'Pear'.

My PALT is so cute, they sent me an sms which goes, 'I lost sth in the field. Can come help me find?' It was so obvious (but sweet nonetheless). They pasted huge words 'HAPPY BDAE PEARL' on the walls near the field, and sang me a birthday song while I climb my way to the peak of happiness. Not forgetting many cards + the white (and expensive) earphones I really wanted.

My 4F + the awesome people are cute, all the same. They sang me a song, gave me a card and a whole family of Pooh and his wonderfriends! Now I call them 'my family'.

"Mama! Don't step on my family ah!"

My Eh-Li is so cute, she got me a pencil case, plus earrings, plus shorts!

The world is so cute, they gave me all their well wishes, greatly greatly appreciated.

Lots and lots and lots of love :)

财神到！

Ding Dong Dong Ding Dong Ding! 财神到 my house door door!
(hahahahhaahaaa. this was our perfect theme song for us during gambling times!)

CHINESE NEW YEAR!
Hello Javier! Apparently you understand what I'm talking about, when even I have no eye deer!

Javier: Guuuh guh gag gaa blah blah
Me: Oh! gaga ga boboooh bleee bleee
Javier: (laughs)

@ some huge big grand a few storeys type, distant relative's house.

GERALD'S 14!

Happy Chinese New Year Humans! Much love!